a) I want sex.
b) I want my best friend not to move to the UK and talk as though she's staying there.
c) I both do and don't want to start school tomorrow.
d) I wish you were queer 'cause I've been thinking about you all summer.
e) I hate my PCOS.
f) I have the capacity to be happy.
g) I have the capacity to write things.
h) I want my platypus tattoo!
i) I don't want to get up in six hours.
That is all - I figured since this would be a whole long rant, I'd condense it for you all.